Cassandra Clare: (leans into mic): the malec wedding
The fandom:
get yourself a compassionate and forgiving inner voice 2018
you know when you’re in that slightly depressive state where your tummy gets all knotted and funny
over the years i learned to hate my birthday. i’ve spent 18 years watching my friends as they got their locker decorated, party’s planned even when they insisted they weren’t having one, their boyfriends showering them in flowers and love poems. while each year when my birthday comes around it’s full of twitter balloons instead of real ones, my best friend forgetting until the days half way over even though i’ve been with her since 8 am, and boys breaking my heart. why can’t just one year people treat me as though i am actually special to them. maybe it’s because i’m not.
4am
Carnival Headcanons
Imagine if the mortal instruments gang all went to the carnival after cohf.
- Isabelle and Jace would insist on going on all the craziest rides
- Simon goes along with it, hoping he’ll get to do the whole “you can hold me if you’re scared” thing that he’s seen in rom coms but ends up clinging to Izzy for dear life during most of them.
- Jace is the holds his hands up in the air and screams during drops kind of guy
- Clary’s the close your eyes and switches between laugh and screaming type
- Alec holds on to Magnus’s hand right before the drop
- Alec asks about the booths and he and Magnus temporary leave the group for some carnival games
- Alec does pretty well at balloon darts, and the “knouck em down cans”but just can’t land anything at ring toss
- “By the Angel Magnus its some sort of mudane toture device!”
- Eventually magnus feels bad and magically moves one onto the poles
- The gang show up
- Jace and Alec immediatly go against each other in “knouck em down cans” and arguing over who won
- “I’m just saying I won” “Jace you hit the guy on your last throw” “Hey it wasn’t my fault my ball ricocheted into his face. That’s actually more impressive than hitting a stack a cans if you ask me. That’s probably worth 3 points at least!!”
- Clary decides to get her face painted with Izzy
- Clary gets a small but intricate design of stars while Izzy goes for a butterfly
- They convince Simon to get vampire face paint, with fangs and blood and everything
- He’s not amused
- Jace is
- Clary and Jace go ride the Ferris Wheel together and Clary looks a lot more flushed and blushy when they come down, leading to magnus making a comment about teenagers
- Simon manages to win a small stuffed teddy bear and gives it to Isabelle
- She wins him a gaint stuffed animal in return
- Alec and Magnus try out those photo booth things and have a blast
- Alec wins a goldfish and has no idea what to do with it
- Magnus jokingly dubbs it Magnus the fish jr.
- Simon gets to the karoke booth and everyone joins in, even alec hums and sings the chorus
- Clary feels so happy she can burst, all the people she holds close have all come together to have fun and its everything she could ask for
The most effective way to make a girl shut up is to kiss her.
so please shut me up (via TeenDefinition)
I hate this
tobelovedandttobeinlovee-blog asked:
do you like the mortal instruments movie?
minimoffs answered:
ehh not really,, I liked how certain characters were portrayed (clary, jocelyn, simon and luke) but I hated how the lightwoods were portrayed, especially alec.
he was so much meaner and awful that the actual city of bones book (if you compare the dialogue from the scene where alec and clary argue, there are SO MANY differences and alec (movie) was just a jerk tbh. as well as the lightwoods not like,, being the lightwoods, valentines casting was pretty awful, as well as the weird portal institute thing.
the overall plot was pretty good, until the end, where isabelle pulled out that fire hose thing (I don’t even know) and jocelyn ended up being in like a tomb, and the part that ticked me off the most was we didn’t actually know whether magnus healed alec and he like,, survived or not, we just got clary cleaning up her apartment with a rune.
magnus was the best portrayal of magnus i’ve seen tbh (½ haha) but I didn’t get the no underwear thing either. in short, i don’t really think book to tv adaptions ever work out tbh. (the special effects were very good though) (also there wasn’t a raphael)
(the accents put me off as well—I love british accents but it was just :////. #notmyshadowhunters)
I know what you mean but I actually love the movie so so much. Like they obviously had a lot of room for improvement but I LOVE ALL THE ACTORS SO MUCH LIKE SIMON AND JACE WERE SOSO PERFECT and I llove the actors that played the lightwoods although I agree with what you said about how they were portrayed, AND IZZY GOT LIKE NO LINES AND THEY DIDNT SHOW HER IN THE BEST LIGHT I THINK. But I thought it was great and when I read the books I literally picture those exact actors. Also no raph made me angry
but yeah I agree with you but I still love it so much despite its many flaws I try to ignore them. AND THE SOUNDTRACK IS SO FUCKING GOOD IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY LISTENED TO IT I SUGGEST YOU LISTEN TO THE SONG BEAR BY PACIFIC AIR ITS INCREDIBLE
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